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Friday, March 12, 2010

Tron Legacy


Image via WikipeTron Legacydia


Watch the video. Punch it up to 720p and full-screen it. You will thank me.

Now watch this one. Crank this sum-bitch all the way up to 1080p. Do it.

Chills. I really want to go to bed right now, but I can’t. If you’re not pissing your pants after watching those videos, turn in your wings: you are grounded. Towards the end (of the first one) I actually forgot I was watching a trailer and died a little bit when it ended. Whether you’ve seen Tron or not (and you better have), you need to be excited about this movie. This is going to make Avatar look like Clerks. I wanna know why I’m not playing the video game already. Will the movie tie-in with Tron 2.0? Cause that game had thirty-two flavors of ass-kicking (most of them were chocolate). This is something that someone undoubtedly already knows and I will now promise to find out. And I will find out. I just probably won’t re-blog about it.

*sigh* Do I really have to wait until December? Well… I suppose I don’t HAVE to… But I will. And Mom, under no circumstances are you allowed to see this one in a regular theater. I forgive you for Avatar, but seeing Tron Legacy in anything less than a 3D actual IMAX would be like watching Lawrence of Arabia in standard definition in 4:3.

Here’s another video from Comic Con 2009. You don’t have to watch this one. It’s concept footage. Fun stuff, but not as exciting as the trailers. It’s part one. I didn’t watch part two.

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  1. Agreed, must see.
    But I don't get the Clerks reference.

    Jeff Bridges = +1 (or more, love the dude)
    Disney = -1 (or more, ass hats)

    and on the disney note, my favorite disney character of all time.

  2. Clerks had no visual effects budget. It was black and white. Couldn't even afford color.

    That is now my favorite Disney character as well. hahaha.