But what do I know? I'm just a twice clicken brown shirt teabaggin tjroll. Right? --PatP

Not now. There are dirty, swaying men at my door. They’re looking for Brian. I need to go deal with that. --Thor

If Joss Wedon was near me, I'd of kicked his ass. --PaulC

Friday, May 8, 2009

Mass pike has reflectors down the middle. I hate nysdot.


  1. I think that "create a haiku on the fly" should be added to the list of things that a man needs to master. Having said that, if you are going to post these short messages, please make them haiku. For example:

    I hate NY DOT
    They do not use reflectors
    Rain reflects sorrow

  2. I fail teh worldwidez.
    Paul's win: epic-er than mine.
    An ode to justice.

    My shame knows no end.
    PaulC justly castrates meh.
    Epic is his win.

    Observe: epic fail.
    He 1-ups my uber-ness.
    I am not 1337.

    Yoda kills my buzz.
    Midichlorians vacate.
    Use The Force, Bum-face.

    "Uber" gets red lines.
    "Midichlorians" it knows.
    Thank God for spell-check.